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A Vampyr Killer

More Like Kratos Or Dante

3D Curse Broken.

protochic said: boobies!!!! I think this is your 2nd best post right after the Lizard one

Thanx. I guess if my comedy doesn’t attract the tumblr peeps, I can always post animated boobs.

The following is an official transcript from the radio show 107.6 WMRVL:The Marvel’s Leave it To Lizard.

Lizard: This is Leave it to Lisssssssssssssard, with you hosssssssssst. The Lisssssssssssard Mansssssssssssss.

It’sssssss a ssssssunny day here in Sssssssspectacular Sssssssssan Fran Csssssssisssssco with jussssst a nip of chilly autumn.

Traffic isssss moving along sssssssweetly along the Interssssssstatessssssssss. But watch our for fifth and Main assssss a firemensssssss are working on putting out a fire with one of their fire-truckssssssssss.

Couldn’t make thisssssssss up if I wanted to folkssssss.

Also Ultron isssssss on the prowl again on Jefferssssssssson Ssssssstreet. Not to worry though, asssss the Avengersssssss Wesssssssst Coast are on the cassssssse, or asssssss I like to call them, America’sssss D-lisssssssssst Ssssssssupehero teamssssss.

Hahahahahahahssssssssssss!!!

We have a couple of calllersssss on the line, sssssoo we’ll take them. 

Caller one, who are you, where you form and what’sssssssss your problemsssssss.

Ravishing Radish: Um, yeah, hi Lizard Man. My name is Radit—er, Ravishing Radish. First time caller, hailing from, well I don’t really have a home anymore. It was destroyed when I was a kid.

Lizard: Oh a broken homessssss.

Ravishing Radish: Well, yes, er um no. It was literally broken, not in the pychaitrist’s sense. It was blown up and, um listen can we just drop that. That’s not even what I want to talk to you about.

Lizard: Oh right right. You come from a “blown upssssss homessssss.” Well bessssidessss your apparent dodging of childhood issssssssuessssss,  what’sssss your problem Ravissssssssssshing Radissssssssssh.

Ravishing Radish: Is there like something wrong with the sound? It sounds like incoming static with every other word that you say.

Lizard: sssssssssssssssssss nope. I don’t think ssssssssso. Let me assssssk our sssssssound guy Red Ssssssskull. Ssssskully baby? Issssss there a problem with the sssssound.

Red Skull: Nien!!!!!

Ravishing Radish:…….Right. Well, my problem is actually work related. You see my employers don’t really like me. In fact, it’s safe to say that they despise me.

Lizard: Oh I don’t think they dessssspisssssse you. That’sssss far fetched.

Ravishing Raditz: Let me put it to you this way. If I do something good for my employers, they beat within an inch of my life. If I do something bad, they definitely beat me within an inch of my life. I try to be as nice as I can to them, but it’s like no matter what I do, boom I’m eating carrots through a straw for a week. Wait, are you laughing?

Lizard: Hahaha. Oh the ssssssilly exssssssagerations one usssssssessssss. No employer would literraly beat their employeesssss, why there are regulatsssssssionsssss to prevent that. Anyway, what thisssss all meanssss is thatsssssss your employerssssssss don’t ressssssspect you.

You sssssssseeee being nicsssssse makesssssss you a doormat. You have to sssssssshow initsssiative. Take charge on an asssssssssssssssssssignment inssssssstead of waiting for ordersssss. Give it the ole Double Sssssssssssssunday punch.

Ravishing Radish: Yeah you’re rightssssss. Damn it. Now I’m doing it. Er um, anyway, we’ve got a mission on some blue planet. My bosses were going to do it, but, no, I’ll do it for them. Hell, my long lost brother who I’ve never seen since he was born is on that planet. 

The Lizard: Yesssssssssssss. Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssee. You can reconnect with family and impressssssss your bossssssssessssss. My friendssssss. That’ssssss callled killing two birdssssss with one ssssssssstone.

Ravishing Radish: Yeah, I should definitely take this mission! Thanks Lizard.

The Lizard: Good lucksssssss caller. Well, we’ve got one more caller on the line but we’ve got to break for commercial. I’d like to take the opportunity and thanksssssss our main sssssssponsssserssss.Ssssssaaaally’sssss Sssssssseassssssshore Sssssshrimp.

Remembersssssss folksssssss. If it ain’t ssssssally. It ain’t ssssssssssssssssssssssssssshi——