December 2010
Rating Your Lover's Performance: The Nicki Minaj Way
Make Me Lose My Breath
Either it was soooo good you couldn’t breathe or you were literally crushing your lover’s lungs. Choking fetish afficianados included.
The Lover’s Grimace
“Making it hurt” or really Making it hurt, which if it’s the latter, you may have pending court case on your hands. Just saying.
WTF?!
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Seriously?! Do you have to ask?!
The End Is The Beginning Is The End
Smashing Pumpkins
Smashing Pumpkins- The End Is The Beginning Is The End
Ten Street Fighter Related Pick-up Lines
- I’ll M. your Bison.
- I’ll Chun your Li.
- Hey baby, how about I down to forward punch that [insert witty name for her unmentionables] with my [insert witty name for dangly parts.]
- Get ready baby because I’m about to hit you with my Sonic Boom. (Just make sure she doesn’t reply with “Hmph, more like a Flash Kick.)
- Naw honey I can go again, Round Two!
- When introducing the concept of a Male-Male Female Threesome. You looking for a Double Impact?
- When introducing the concept of a Female-Female-Male Threesome: Come on, how about we try a bonus stage?
- Hey lady, lose the zero. I know you looking for a new challanger.
- Just play Cammy’s background music until she gets “in the mood.”
- Yep sweety I’m just like Dhalsim…in my pants.
That awkward moment where the girl you saved your virginity for, gives you herpes.
pixandwords:
But that means I can go camping and hiking like those people in the herpes commercial.
