Q:Describe the ideal girl for you.
The ideal girl?
Someone who is funny and smart. A woman who has a passion and drive for something. A confident woman who isn’t with me because she thinks she needs me, but simply because she really wants me in her life. Like to her, this life we call a cheesburger may not need the special sauce I could bring (get your mind out of the gutter pervs) but what I bring will make it unlike any other cheeseburger she’s ever had, and will forever make future cheesburgers seem like the dollar menu at McDonalds.
Bad analogy, I know. But see, my idea woman wouldn’t mind it. She has a wicked sense of humor. She’s the one that makes me want to do everything in my power to make her happy not because it’s expected of me, but simply because seeing her smile is reward to me. Because she makes me feel a spark. She’s the one that in a crowded room, I end up getting tunnel vision because she’s the only clear thing in the room.
She has equal parts patience and compassion to help me in those times when life seems to be too much. And a nice enough temper to kick me in the ass when I need it.
She’ll be as loyal as I am to her. And of course, my ideal girl would be a nerd, cause let’s face it, nerds are just damn sexy amirite?
I always have theories as to what she’ll look like, but really, she’ll look like someone I’ve never encountered before. Like a surprise.
And finally, we’ll finally meet at a point when I have my sh*t together.
But let’s be honest.
I’m dopey enough to dream of this girl.
But smart enough to know that she doesn’t exist at least, not for me.